Double Your Win Rate.
Cut Marketing Costs in Half.
Do it in 90 Days.
A hands-on rebuild of your story, homepage, sales deck, and AI Brand Twin — so buyers, sales, and even the LLMs finally get why you matter.
PROOF IN NUMBERS
Trusted by CEOs of VC/PE-backed growth stage companies
$550M+
Revenue earned after our messaging work
250+
Custom messaging frameworks built
150+
Brand Twins in-flight
THE ALTERNATIVE
Better than a $500K CMO Gamble.
A full-time CMO hire runs $350K in base salary, plus another $150K+ in execution budget to actually get anything shipped — and the industry average tenure for a CMO is 13 months. That's $500K+ and they're already packing boxes.
The 90-Day Growth Accelerator Sprint delivers a complete go-to-market system in 90 days, at a fraction of the cost, with a team focused solely on your results — not their own job security.
You own everything at the end. No 13-month cliff. No lock-in.
THE RESULTS
Real CEOs. Real Numbers.
The outcomes our clients actually reported after working with us.
“Before PitchKitchen, we were in the negative by $260,000. We're on track to do $8 million this year. All we've done is invest in PitchKitchen. We don't need to spend $20,000 a month on a marketing agency.”
Jeffrey A.
CEO, B2B Healthcare Technology
“We applied PitchKitchen's framework to our website and all our sales material and in 6 months, sales quadrupled.”
Rose W.
CEO, Healthcare Navigation Solution
“We're still chugging along and seeing big results. $1,532,000 attributed to PitchKitchen since May. Another $1.5 million in the pipeline.”
April S.
CEO, SaaS Real Estate
“We had a 9 month runway for funding which would dry up if we didn't get the revenue we needed. Since December we've 5x'd our pipeline and doubled our close rate — all because of the work we did with PitchKitchen.”
Massood Z.
CEO, Cybersecurity
“We doubled our sales all without us having to hire a $400K per year CMO who probably wouldn't last 13 months here.”
Moufid M.
CEO, Digital Twin Infrastructure
WHAT YOU GET
90 Days. Three Months. One Complete Rebuild.
Clarify Your Market & Message
Uncover what's broken. Build the message only you can own.
We kick off with a high-resolution Messaging X-Ray — surfacing what's missing, what's misaligned, and where your story needs to evolve to win. Then we craft your new strategic narrative: one that resonates, converts, and scales.
Messaging Audit & Sales Engagement X-Ray
We analyze your website, decks, docs, and sales calls. Gaps, inconsistencies, and missed opportunities are centralized and AI-reviewed into a clear, actionable diagnostic.
Messaging Workshop for Key Positioning Team Members
A half-day working session with your core positioning team — CEO, CRO, marketing lead, product lead. We work live through the spine of your story: Old Way vs. New Way, the problem you solve, the category you own, and the promise you can defend. Everyone leaves the room aligned on the same story — before a single word gets written down.
1-on-1 Messaging Therapy Intakes
Every key positioning team member gets a confidential 1-on-1 session. No templates. No sticky notes. Just a conversation. The real truth about why your company matters rarely comes out in group workshops or document reviews — it comes out when one person is in the room, being asked hard questions, and given permission to say what they actually think. This is the truth-telling, truth-excavating work AI can't do. It's the messaging therapist work.
Magnetic Messaging Framework™
A 40–50 page strategic messaging playbook. The foundation for everything — brand narrative, positioning, taglines, themes, sales language, website, and LLM training. Your single source of truth.
Build Your AI Brand Twin & Launch-Ready Toolkit
Turn the framework into a homepage, sales deck, and AI Brand Twin.
Now we put the message everywhere it needs to be. Your homepage gets rebuilt around the new story. Your sales deck becomes a conversation tool, not a monologue. And your AI Brand Twin — a custom GPT trained on your framework — goes live so every team member can generate 100% on-brand content in seconds.
Story-Driven Homepage Wireframe
A high-definition homepage wireframe that puts the truth of why you matter front and center — the same framework you see on this very site.
Discovery Prompter Sales Deck
A redesigned sales presentation that stops pitching and starts diagnosing. Sales reps lead with insight, not features.
AI Brand Twin™ (Multi-Platform)
Your company's voice, tone, and strategic narrative — deployed as an OpenAI Custom GPT, a Gemini Gem, and a Claude Project. Same brain, three surfaces — your team works where they already work.
Launch Your Message. Drive Pipeline.
Deploy the new story across sales, marketing, and AI — and watch pipeline respond.
With the foundation in place, we activate. Lead magnets, outbound sequences, thought leadership, and AI sales training all launch together. By day 90, your message is doing the selling.
Scorecard Lead Magnet App
A branded, interactive scorecard — like our own NarcScore™ — that diagnoses your buyer's problem and ranks them on a scale you define. Prospects get instant value, you get qualified leads who already self-identified as a fit.
Lead Magnet (PDF or GPT Format)
A downloadable magnet built around your customer's problem, not your solution. Pulls in fit-buyers who self-qualify by downloading.
Email Outreach Sequence
A 3-part cold or warm outbound sequence written in your Magnetic Messaging voice — ready to run on day one of launch.
Thought Leadership Webinar Series
A ready-to-run webinar format designed to turn your new story into a conversion event.
AI Sales Training (Live + Recorded)
Your sales team learns to use the AI Brand Twin, the new deck, and the Challenger-style messaging in live customer conversations.
Answer Engine Optimization (AEO) Strategy
So ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, and Gemini start recommending you — instead of the competitor whose story is clearer.
THE UNFAIR ADVANTAGE
A CMO in Every Salesperson's Pocket.
Your AI Brand Twin — trained on your Magnetic Messaging Framework — works where your team already works.
The Brand Twin isn't a single chatbot. It's a cross-platform asset deployed as an OpenAI Custom GPT, a Gemini Gem, and a Claude Project — so whoever on your team likes which tool uses the same strategic brain. Emails, proposals, follow-ups, LinkedIn posts, sales-call prep, content — all generated in your voice, in seconds, without diluting the story.
OpenAI Custom GPT
For ChatGPT power users
Gemini Gems
For Google Workspace teams
Claude Projects
For long-context writing & research
What It Does for Your Team
- Sales emails + follow-ups in your voice
- Proposal and deck drafts in minutes
- LinkedIn posts that sound like the CEO wrote them
- Sales-call prep that knows your messaging cold
- Customer content that never drifts off-brand
You already pay for AI. The Brand Twin makes it actually work for you.
THE COMPARISON
Sprint vs. Hiring a CMO vs. Agency.
Same goal, three paths. Here's how they actually stack up when you count cost, time, and what you own at the end.
Full-Time CMO Hire
- Monthly
- $350K base salary
- 12-Month Total
- ~$500K / year
- (+$150K execution budget)
- Timeline
- 6–12 months to any results
- Ownership
- They own the playbook
- Risk
- High — industry average tenure is 13 months
- Recruiter fees + sign-on + equity
- 6+ months to get up to speed
- Gone in 13 months (industry average)
- Institutional knowledge walks out with them
90-Day Growth Accelerator Sprint
- Monthly
- One-time
- Total Investment
- $25–45K fixed
- You own everything
- Timeline
- 90 days, full system delivered
- Ownership
- You own everything
- Risk
- Low — fixed scope, fixed price
Save $455K–$475K vs. hiring a CMO
- Magnetic Messaging Framework™
- Rebuilt homepage + sales deck
- Custom AI Brand Twin
- Sales team trained to deliver it
Traditional Agency
- Monthly
- $10–30K / month
- 12-Month Total
- $120–360K / year
- (ongoing retainer)
- Timeline
- 3–6 months to campaigns
- Ownership
- They own the accounts
- Risk
- Medium — activity, not outcomes
- More content, not clearer story
- Focus is on activity, not clarity
- Junior staff often do the work
- Retainer never ends
THE MATH
You're Already Paying for Marketing That Doesn't Work.
The waste you're already paying for
Your marketing team, your ads, your website, your sales reps' time — it all assumes buyers get what you sell. When they don't, every dollar is wasted. You're already losing money. You just don't see it on a line item.
The deal you're already losing
If your ACV is $50K, one closed deal pays for the Sprint 2× over. If it's $150K, the Sprint pays back 5× on a single close. Most founders close 2-3 more deals in the first six months after the Sprint — not because they're marketing more, but because prospects finally understand what they're buying.
The compound cost of waiting
Every month you delay, the waste stacks and the referrals keep bouncing. "We'll fix messaging next quarter" costs more than the Sprint.
The real question isn't "Can I afford the Sprint?" It's "How many more deals am I willing to lose before I fix this?"
SUCCESS STORY
Before we sounded like we did everything. Now our message is sharp and clear.
— Katie Breault, Chief Delivery Officer, YUPRO Placement
More Client Stories
Some Results From Our Clients
So Much Work Saved
Among the Very Best Partners
Win Rates Increased Within Months
From Zero Context to Clarity
Focused Story, Better Conversations
“I'm blown away. This is exactly what we need to win.”
QUESTIONS
What CEOs ask before booking.
What if we already have a CMO or agency?
We work alongside them, not against them. We plug into your existing team as the strategic messaging layer they can't deliver on their own. Many of our best engagements start when the CMO or agency recommends us.
What happens after day 90?
You own the full Magnetic Messaging Framework, the new homepage, the sales deck, and the AI Brand Twin. Many clients extend into ongoing advisory or activation work — but there's no lock-in and no monthly retainer.
Who needs to be in the room?
The CEO, the CRO, and ideally the product lead. The Sprint is an excavation — we pull the truth out of the founder's head, which means the founder has to be present. No delegation.
Can you guarantee outcomes?
No, and neither can anyone else honestly. What we guarantee is the work itself: a complete framework, rebuilt homepage, trained AI Brand Twin, and sales team ready to deliver it. Clients who actually execute typically see 2–5× improvement in win rates within 6 months.
Why is this better than hiring a CMO?
A full-time CMO hire runs $350K in base salary plus another $150K+ in execution budget — and the industry average tenure is 13 months. That's $500K out the door and you're back where you started. The Sprint delivers a complete system in 90 days at a fixed price, with you owning everything at the end. Better leverage, lower risk, no 13-month cliff.
Can Greg stay on as our fractional CMO after the Sprint?
Yes — that's one of the most common continuation paths. A lot of founders finish the Sprint, see the traction start, and ask if I'll stay on in a fractional CMO capacity to keep driving execution. The difference: we're not starting from scratch like you would with a new CMO hire. The framework is already built, the story is already nailed, and the AI Brand Twin is already trained. The fractional engagement becomes pure leverage — I just keep the flywheel spinning.
What's the price and what's included?
The 90-Day Growth Accelerator Sprint is $25–45K depending on scope (company size, number of stakeholders, and activation needs). That includes all deliverables across the three months plus the AI Brand Twin. We'll walk through the exact number on our strategy call.
YOUR NEXT MOVE
90 Days to a Story That Sells Itself.
Book a free strategy call and we'll walk through your current story, where it's leaking, and whether the Sprint is the right fit.