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FOR ENTERPRISE TEAMS

The Rebellion Path
for Enterprises

Because the best product doesn't win.
The clearest story does.

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YOUR ROADMAP

Your Roadmap to Category of One

The Rebellion Path is built for enterprise teams ready to stop wasting money on “happy-horse-sh*t marketing” and start aligning leadership, sales, and marketing around a clear, magnetic story.

Whether you need a quick messaging reality check, a campaign that proves ROI, or a full 90-day transformation, this is your roadmap to doubling win rates and claiming Category of One status.

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Pick the rebellion that fits.

A messaging reality check, a campaign that proves ROI, or a full 90-day company-wide transformation.

Rebel Messaging Boot Camp

Stakeholders

1–2 senior leaders (VP, director, or product/marketing owner)

Structure

  • ›3 collaborative workshops + validation interview
  • ›North Star story defined
  • ›3–4 week turnaround

Key Deliverables

  • ›Before/After Rebel Audit
  • ›North Star Narrative
  • ›Quick Wins Playbook
  • ›Field Guide PDF
  • ›Recorded Sessions
  • ›Validation Interview + Report

Timeline: 3–4 weeks

Best for: Exposing gaps, clarifying story, and proving resonance on a single campaign or product.
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Category of One Uprising

Stakeholders

3–5 leaders (VP, directors, sales leader, product marketing)

Structure

  • ›Kickoff + 1:1 stakeholder intakes
  • ›Rebellion Narrative Workshop
  • ›Campaign Build + Sales/Marketing Sync
  • ›4–6 week turnaround

Key Deliverables

  • ›Magnetic Messaging Framework (campaign / product line)
  • ›Landing Page Wireframe
  • ›Campaign Email Sequence Outline
  • ›AI Brand Twin (Campaign Edition)
  • ›Stakeholder Alignment Deck
  • ›Recorded Sessions

Timeline: 4–6 weeks

Best for: Teams that need to align sales + marketing, claim a Category of One, and prove ROI with a live campaign.
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90-Day Rebellion Sprint

Stakeholders

6–12 leaders (CEO, CMO, sales VP, product + marketing heads)

Structure

  • ›Kickoff + 1:1 executive intakes
  • ›Leadership + Sales/Marketing Workshops
  • ›Department Syncs + Rollout
  • ›90-day transformation

Key Deliverables

  • ›Company-Wide Magnetic Messaging Framework
  • ›Homepage + Key Page Wireframes
  • ›Sales Deck (Before/After + Core Deck)
  • ›Webinar Funnel Narrative
  • ›AI Brand Twin (Enterprise Edition)
  • ›Rebellion Playbook PDF
  • ›Recorded Sessions + Executive Summary Deck

Timeline: 90 days

Best for: Organizations ready for a full reset: uniting leadership, overhauling messaging, and scaling the story across the company.
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Pricing varies by scope and stakeholder count. Book a call for a quote.

$550M+

Revenue earned after our messaging work

250+

Custom messaging frameworks built

150+

Brand Twins in-flight

READY TO LEAD A REBELLION?

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